Humble Pie Chart
How seriously do you take yourself online?
Upload your data from any of these sites, or paste in your posts. We'll bake them into a pie chart of your habits, each one a flavor of humble pie.
No export handy? Pick a feed below and paste your posts instead.
Meet the flavors
Every habit is a flavor of humble pie, and no two flavors are the same. A few “social classic” habits show up on several feeds, each served as that feed's own pie.
Or pick a feed and paste
Questions, answered
Do you store my posts?
No. Everything is scored in your browser. Your posts are never uploaded or saved, and closing the tab gets rid of them. The only thing our server ever receives is a merch survey answer, if you choose to give one.
Is this AI?
No. It's phrase lists, line breaks, hashtag counts and some arithmetic. Every rule is public on How it's scored, and you can test any sentence there.
Why does it say I'm so serious?
“% serious” is the share of your posts that trigger at least one habit. One “Agree?” is enough. Posts with no habit at all become your Plain Crust slice.
Which export do I need?
Each feed's upload panel walks you through requesting it. Downloads can take anywhere from minutes to a couple of days. If an export won't read, pasting your posts always works.
Can anyone see my results?
Only if you share them. A shared link carries your scores, never your posts, and includes your name only if you tick the box.
Is the merch real?
Not yet. Tell us what you'd actually buy on the merch page and we'll make that first.
Is this affiliated with LinkedIn, TikTok or the others?
No. Humble Pie Chart is an independent joke with no connection to any of those platforms.
Your posts stay put
Everything is scored in your browser. Nothing is uploaded, saved or tracked.
No AI, just a recipe
Phrase lists, line breaks and hashtag counts. See every rule.
Laugh at yourself
It's built for roasting your own feed. Share your pie if you dare.
For entertainment only. Not a real assessment, and not affiliated with or endorsed by LinkedIn, Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, X or their owners.